*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
But I promise you, however dark and scary the world might be right now, there will be light.
Favorite Movies List 1/∞: Kill Bill Vol. I
↳ "When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will."
not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’